February 2012
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I seriously have the coolest friends on the...
Don’t even give a fat fuck whether I meet another local for the rest of forever <3
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OOTD Fatshion February Violets and Cashmere
Wearing quite possibly my favorite dressydress to work today, along with a luxe cashmere cardigan and shan-typical black leggings.
Dress- Lane Bryant, 28
Leggings- target, 3x
Cardigan- Jc Pennys, 3x
Anonymous asked: Have you ever worn shapewear? If you have, is there anything specific that you'd recommend?
Shan's life advice
Friend: I’m going to go live out in the woods.
Shan: Don’t make any big life decisions when you’re bummed. Fat chicks live in the city where there’s food and spandex. Think this through.
<3
I am thoroughly convinced my upstairs neighbors...
Doesn’t matter what time of day it is, 1am, 3am, 5am, 7am, 9am, and every hour after, they are ALWAYS stomping around.
EVERY GAT DAMN HOUR.
EVERY GAT DAMN DAY.
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that bird seed brittle shit kicks so much ass it's...
I don’t even like nuts.
but gat damn.
in my mouth.
nuts in my mouth.
all day long.
To the woman who called my hotel tonight just to...
I hope that spiders crawl out of your dried up corporate paper-pushing vagina and eat you alive while you sleep, you ridiculous executive bitch. Let me transfer you to my boss’s voicemail. Leave a message after the beep.
Oh I’m sorry, DID I DISCONNECT YOU? How silly of me *cackle* let me try one more time. Silly phone connections. One moment please.
'The Talk' about contraception.
Jackie: Better still is your condom/sponge combo. Used correctly, we're talkin' Fort Knox security at a price you can afford.
Becky: But doesn't all that stuff kill the mood?
Roseanne: Not as much as a screaming baby with a loaded diaper.
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LEGENDARY episode. UGH.
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last one in the office until midnight. Longest 9...
wake up. put two earrings in the same ear.
how does this even happen.
ugh.
my life.
imthebeezkneezbaby:
fuckyeahmercury:
Killer...
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Anonymous asked: you are fucking disgusting
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Fatshion February OOTD Wild Thing
I love mixing prints. It makes me feel super rebellious!
Top: Target (it’s actually a skirt, tucked in). 3X
Skirt: Lane Bryant, 28
Leggings: Target, 3x
Shoes: Az jean company, size 11
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Love comes in all sizes: An exploration of fat... →
invertandcrush:
Part 1 of the fat sexuality story I wrote for TNGG Boston’s up.
perfection
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if I ever have a child, I want this song to play...
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bergmanngabor:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my...
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ethereal-eyes:
girl scouts came to my front door
someone heard my cry. cuz i knew not where they would be.
now I have an abundance of cookies, and my soul is free
GIRL you have the best damn blog posts.
I pretty much die laughing every time I see something from you.
EVERY DAMN TIME.
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chubbybychoice replied to your post: In other news, I finally made a photo page :)
Oh yeah, how do you do that? I always tag my photos as ‘me’ and ‘gpoy’ but I don’t know how to make a separate page for them.
go into ‘settings’ from your page, it’s in the page customizing, towards the bottom left I think. I just happened upon it. click ‘pages’
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chubbybychoice replied to your photo: commissioned Rapunzel painting. 11x14 acrylics on…
How much do you get for your commissions?
Generally it depends on the scale and difficulty of the work. This is 1 in a 3 part series. I generally quote a deal when it comes to multiple pieces, but overall I ask 55-70 for single 11x14’s, or 12x12’s. smaller pieces run 10-$30 less. It all...
Into someone? TELL THEM. People aren't mind...
If you don’t take a chance, you won’t have a chance. <3
