March 2012
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Fatshion February OOTD, Classic
Last Fatshion February post of 2012! It’s been a great month! I’m finishing this one off with the outfit I wore to tonight’s meeting.
Forgive the snow boots, we had 14” today.
Top: Gordmans, 2x
Vest: Ross, 3x
Skirt: Lane Bryant, 28. THE PLEATS in this baby are AMAZING.
Leggings: Target, 3x
Boots: ??
February 2012
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OOTD Fatshion February, Fluorescent [&] Beige
fatbrat:
Just went shopping. Lane Bryant’s having a 40% off storewide sale, and a 70% off clearance sale, so I took advantage!
also, MY BOOTS finally came in!
Boots, LB size 12 (they didn’t have 11. turns out these fit nicely)
Skirt, LB size 28
Top (vest), Ross, size 2x
Cardigan, LB, size 26/28
reblogging my hot fucking self, because I don’t think ya’ll...
I'll just be here painting, listening to Toto's...
MY LIFE IS AWESOME
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OOTD Fatshion February, Fluorescent [&] Beige
Just went shopping. Lane Bryant’s having a 40% off storewide sale, and a 70% off clearance sale, so I took advantage!
also, MY BOOTS finally came in!
Boots, LB size 12 (they didn’t have 11. turns out these fit nicely)
Skirt, LB size 28
Top (vest), Ross, size 2x
Cardigan, LB, size 26/28
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I seriously have the coolest friends on the...
Don’t even give a fat fuck whether I meet another local for the rest of forever <3
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OOTD Fatshion February Violets and Cashmere
Wearing quite possibly my favorite dressydress to work today, along with a luxe cashmere cardigan and shan-typical black leggings.
Dress- Lane Bryant, 28
Leggings- target, 3x
Cardigan- Jc Pennys, 3x
Anonymous asked: Have you ever worn shapewear? If you have, is there anything specific that you'd recommend?
Shan's life advice
Friend: I’m going to go live out in the woods.
Shan: Don’t make any big life decisions when you’re bummed. Fat chicks live in the city where there’s food and spandex. Think this through.
<3
I am thoroughly convinced my upstairs neighbors...
Doesn’t matter what time of day it is, 1am, 3am, 5am, 7am, 9am, and every hour after, they are ALWAYS stomping around.
EVERY GAT DAMN HOUR.
EVERY GAT DAMN DAY.
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that bird seed brittle shit kicks so much ass it's...
I don’t even like nuts.
but gat damn.
in my mouth.
nuts in my mouth.
all day long.
To the woman who called my hotel tonight just to...
I hope that spiders crawl out of your dried up corporate paper-pushing vagina and eat you alive while you sleep, you ridiculous executive bitch. Let me transfer you to my boss’s voicemail. Leave a message after the beep.
Oh I’m sorry, DID I DISCONNECT YOU? How silly of me *cackle* let me try one more time. Silly phone connections. One moment please.
'The Talk' about contraception.
Jackie: Better still is your condom/sponge combo. Used correctly, we're talkin' Fort Knox security at a price you can afford.
Becky: But doesn't all that stuff kill the mood?
Roseanne: Not as much as a screaming baby with a loaded diaper.
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LEGENDARY episode. UGH.
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last one in the office until midnight. Longest 9...
wake up. put two earrings in the same ear.
how does this even happen.
ugh.
my life.
imthebeezkneezbaby:
fuckyeahmercury:
Killer...
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Anonymous asked: you are fucking disgusting
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Fatshion February OOTD Wild Thing
I love mixing prints. It makes me feel super rebellious!
Top: Target (it’s actually a skirt, tucked in). 3X
Skirt: Lane Bryant, 28
Leggings: Target, 3x
Shoes: Az jean company, size 11
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