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Name: Shannon
Age: 24
Turn on: Talking dirty
Turn offs: Dirty silverware

I enjoy making people feel awkward.



Yes, I'm always this fantastic.





Rants, raves, and confessions of a fat brat.
February 26th
9:25 PM
So one of my hotel guests just gave me this for saving her from getting totally lost on the highway (I GIVE TERRIBLE DIRECTIONS TOO, but tonight I kicked ass!)!! I can’t wait to see if it’s edible! LOL. It’s got sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, sticky sweet looking stuff, etc. :)

Really offset the horrible guest that called me.
also, I need a big strong person to come throw my photocopier out the window. It’s fucking useless. <3

So one of my hotel guests just gave me this for saving her from getting totally lost on the highway (I GIVE TERRIBLE DIRECTIONS TOO, but tonight I kicked ass!)!! I can’t wait to see if it’s edible! LOL. It’s got sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, sticky sweet looking stuff, etc. :)

Really offset the horrible guest that called me.

also, I need a big strong person to come throw my photocopier out the window. It’s fucking useless. <3

  1. stardusting said: Omg that looks DELISH
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